[Trans]  Eunjo’s ( little brother) Diary 10/2/2010
Korean to  English translation by  jiners @ 
Naughty Kiss Thread @ Soompi
I  saw a very pretty girl at school. I didn’t know she existed till now.  One day she just appeared in front of my eyes.
I was just staring  at her during P.E. and got caught by dummy oh ha ni.
I don’t  know what oh ha ni said to sara, but she was able to convince her to  come over. I was so happy.
I showed sara my geometric toys, but  she said they were boring and wanted to go home. I didn’t know what to  do.
What do girls like?
Big bro came and played with us.  Sara seemed to be having fun too and wanted to leave after eating  dinner.
“  Oppa (big bro for girls), do you believe in love at first sight?”  Sara asked my brother.
I was so happy. For sure I believed Sara  fell in love with me at first sight. But…
“ will you wait just 7  years for me?”
It was my big bro that sara fell in love  with at first sight. For the first time in my life I disliked my big  bro.
I was always very proud of my handsome and smart brother but  today I thought it would be nice if he was uglier then me.
Now I  understood what adults meant when they say, 
“ don’t drink kimchhi stew.” No doubt  in my mind kimchi stew will be very yucky ( I’m so sorry. I translated  this word for word and I have no idea what he is talking about- Jiners)
“ Our eunjo is so  handsome/cool~!” says my mom.
No matter how much she says that  it wont work. Chi! I must be handsome/cool in her eyes because shes my  mom. Sara has to be the one to say im handsome/cool for it to be real.
Sara  only likes my brother. I’m really feeling down.
Even I’m JJang  (the best) in school too. Why doesn’t sara like me?
I don’t ever  want to see oh ha ni. I didn’t even ask her to do it but why did she  have to bring Sara to our house and let her see big bro. Nosy dummy oh  ha ni!!!
“  Eunjo, I think two people simultaneously liking each other is a miracle.  Will that miracle ever occur for me too?”
Oh Ha ni is  sincerely talking to me. Today she seems a bit like a normal person.
Because  of my brother does oh ha ni’s heart hurt too?
Since I’m  sincerely talking like this with oh hani. It seems as though I’ve grown a  bit more (matured) tonight. As if I got taller after going through so  much heartache.
Dummy oh ha ni left our house. Its so nice  because its quiet. Sometimes it’s a bit lonesome because there is nobody  to make fun of. It seems as if big bro feels the same way. Lately he  plays with a weird cheap doll.
My mom has her hair wrapped up and  just lays down everyday. She doesn’t clean or make food. Dad split the  chores equally but I told big bro to do it all. I wanted to help him  with the cleaning but I’m still slightly dislike him.
My tummy  hurt really really bad I almost died. While mom and dad were gone I ate  lots of pizza, drank lots of coke and played video games all day. I must  have been getting punished. Luckily dummy oh ha ni came running inside  and helped me.
After surgery it hurt a lot, but I met a new  friend Nori so I was happy. Nori and I studied with big bro and had a  birthday party too. Dummy oh ha hi comes everyday so its annoying. She  tries to teach Nori even though she knows less than me. They put us in  wheelchairs and while running through the hallways of the hospital the  big sister nurse scolded us. Mae-Rong! ( what you say when Koreans stick  their tongue out at people. Like seung jo did to hani after the kiss)
But  it seems as though big bro has a lot of time on his hands too because  he comes to the hospital everyday. Do college students not study?
Oh  ha ni came back into out house. I got my room taken away again, but I  can let that go. After all she is my life savior.
I lightly snuck  towards oh hani and quickly said,
 “ I’ve troubled you a lot with this incident.  Thank you.”
After oh ha ni came back big bro laughs to  himself with excitement all day. But again for a couple days he doesn’t  talk to anyone and is in deep thought all day. Whatever I ask him he  doesn’t reply. What can the problem be?
My brother is leaving the  house to live on his own. If it were me I would stay home because its  much more comfortable. Big bro wants to go out into the world and try  surviving on his own.
The day he left I stood at the door  entrance to say goodbye.
“Eunjo, I’m going.” He says.
Its so  sad I hand on to him and cry. Even though I’m hanging on to him big bro  is not looking at me. Instead hes only looking at dummy oh ha ni. My big  bro is weird. He doesn’t even say goodbye to oh ha ni. All he does is  stare at her. Its really weird.
Last night I could hear oh ha ni  crying in her room. I wanted to tell her to be quiet, but she was crying  so sadly I just let it go.
It must be because of my brother.  Since shes crying because of one of my family members I let it go. But  why does my brother continue to make oh ha ni cry?
Does oh ha ni  cry because my brother keeps teasing her? A couple days ago before he  left the house he teased her a lot too. Truthfully I was the one who  first discovered oh ha ni’s panties.
“Oh dummy oh ha ni,” I thought. If I went to  give it to her I felt bad she might get embarrassed so I pretended like  I didn’t see it and went into the room. But the weird thing is my grown  up adult brother grabbed those panties with his hands and I could hear  him teasing oh ha ni.
“did your growth stop in elementary school?” he teased
“ when I see you I keep  wanting to make it harder for you~!” he said.
Why would my  brother do something that even I an elementary school student wouldn’t  do.
Why does he keep making oh ha ni cry.